Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
alexdear1029_fml_fml 0
awwwe I'm sorry :/
Alli137 6
you deserve it for not already dumping him. I don't care who you are, you can do better!
tink92 3
wow seriously...wtf...why are you still with him again? He obviously doesnt care about you so why should you care for him? Dump him, you'll be better off that way..
bbyychula710 0
he is horriblee !! breakk up w/him he doesnt reallyy caree
crazycanuck 0
Why is he still your boyfriend?
Crystal_Dreams 0
I'm sure this woman must be exaggerating. No one who's known you for atleast a year (I'm assuming, as they have an anniversary) would forget your name. He may have forgotten her surname or middle name, but first? No. Also, Valentine's day doesn't count. That's just stupid, meaningless and a way only to make people feel bad and for companies to make money from cards and chocolate. Who cares if nothing happened for Valentine's? Your birthday - That's an easy mistake to make. I bet he had just woken up and you were staring at him, saying, 'don't you know what today is?', and he's all groggyandblerghjustwokenup, then you say, 'OH YOU'VE FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY!' That doesn't count, my dear, as forgetting a birthday. This year, I had to remind my boyfriend it was my birthday as he hadn't realised, but it was because he was tired. Only got presents from my parents though, but I hate birthdays, anyway... Forgetting your anniversary - unless you're married, it's NOT A PROPER ANNIVERSARY, and doesn't count! If you have been together for years, but not married, it counts, but what do you expect anyway? Jewellery? A vacation? He's a man. They don't do that. Thank you and goodnight! (Just re-read it and she does say 'boyfriend', so, no, it's not a proper anniversary because you're not married.)
chillinAK 9
Unless he forgot her name in the beginning - not to uncommon. I totally agree with your post. Also, maybe he let it slide because he couldn't afford to buy you anything and thought that you would be shallow about it - pride is a funny thing to figure out. I can honestly say, I've been married for over 11 years, and on occasion he has been known to forget things - but if it's just a year into relationship, cut him some slack. the mentioned days only happen once a year for crying out loud.
chillinAK 9
(but he never forgot my name haha). I'd be pissed about that one thing alone.
Erindub 0
So...umm...why are you with him!?
lilly831 0
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
zackkmann21 0
why are you dateing him?
riverrat82 0
are u sure u arent a stalker? guys do remember at least 1 of those things, but usually guys forget that stuff for a reason.