Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
rlerke 0
you really need to get your shit together op.
bubber 0
Birthdays and anniversiries are one thing. I forget my own birthday half the time unless I check facebook or someone calls me. Valentines day is hard to forget, its kinda like christmas, only a shorter season and without the crappy music. It is everywhere you go and incredibly irritating for us men. Then we come to your name. Did he slip and call you the wrong name when he was pissed/drunk or did he just come up blank? One happens to the best of us. The other, well I don't know. Sounds to me there is somthing you arnt telling us, like maybe he is so incredably stressed that he has an ulcer and is a half step away from a massive cardiac.
Spastastic 6
It's irritating to some women too. I'm much more likely to forget about it than my birthday. I only like the chocolate my dad gives me and my mom every year. :D
xxJacobxx 0
I agree with 96
unko_oa 0
leave him.
xSara_fml 0
You totally DESERVED IT. Why the **** would stay with such jerk after he forgot your name? You brought this up on yourself gurl.
Pearsonz 0
good lie. NAAAT
christa953 12
and...why are u still with him???
Team_Los 0
ahaha got'em lol selenagirl your beautiful js ;)
selenagirl_fml 0
thanks
furlyfe 0
WTF?!! u totally deserve it!! u must b REALLY desperate to go out with a guy like that!!
pumpkinstupid 0
don't you think you deserve a better guy???