Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
46 - it could be worse. he could be calling her by her dads name. just sayin.
navywife_carrie 0
I think she may just think he's her bf...get a clue!
georggx 3
WTF. he don't even no your name? why are you with him, you must not see much of him for him to forget your name.. he don't deserve you. he sounds like a right dick. but you deserve it in a way for being with him for this long.. after him being like that. what a dick mind.
cagedglobe 0
why date a retard who dosnt care about you
Veritas411 0
I'm getting the Vibe that that OP and her "BF" are at best friends with Benefits... and 'today' marks the Anniversary of their first Hook up... He's tried to make it clear to her that FWB is all they are, by doing NOTHING for Valentines, and Her B-Day and even going so far as to calling her the wrong name on purpose.. OP, He hasn't forgotten ANYTHING, you just can't take the hint....YDI to the Nth degree
hcovballer247 0
Hahaha sorry I know that sucks but that's just hilarious.
Erbtosis 10
Is he your real boyfriend or are you stalking him? It doesn't even sound like he is in a serious relationship with you. I would take the hint and not bother telling him your not with him any more and move on to someone who cares, doesn't have amnesia, or is just normal.
Dydy_fml 0
HA HA HA love it !!!
AbbyLOVE 0
wow r u sure u guys r together? maybe ur just imagining things cuz ppl remember even their enemies name
LilyPaigex 0
what a great bf! at least he doesn't forgot what you look like!