Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
3mi1y_ 16
how the hell did he forget your name if he's your boyfriend...
ForTheMotherland 0
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend.
fable_fayebee 0
ydi! dump the ungrateful bastard!
Bathory_fml 0
To be honest, I'm questioning whether or not the OP and her "boyfriend" are actually dating. He doesn't seem to know who you are - are you sure you're not a stalker?
selenagirl_fml 0
You a bellydancer too???
1luckeguy 0
Selenagirl, are you implying that YOU are a belly dancer? 'cause that would be really, really hot!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#169 Creeper...
selenagirl_fml 0
no I'm not a bellydancer lol, I was referring to another girl who was and she had a picture just like his. lol lol lol lol lol he looks like one bcuz of his napkin on his mouth.
1luckeguy 0
selenagirl; oh, I see. Just wishful thinking I guess ;) Nerds -you're the one I think about when I'm alone . . . how that for creepy? :)
aquamoon52 4
Time to get a new boyfriend!
smokerises420 1
is he made up??? He sounds made up. I'm like 85% sure you made him up...maybe 87%...
bubblezz0504 0
I really don't think he's ur boyfriend then.
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
it sounds like he's not you're boyfriend but you're his stalker. .. ... .. O_•
FuckYeahImBack14_fml 0
WTF is wrong with that guy ! Hun he is a hugee waste of ur timeee ! If he won't take out any time to remember ur name then it's timee to drop that fool !
nerdsgetmehot 23
If he's been that insensitive for that long, and you're unhappy about it...You should have dumped him long ago.