Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (375)
Shinygirlnz 1
It's not like you haven't been warned... perhaps it's time (overdue) to move on?
oarisimo 4
And you're still with him because...? what a lower
neonberries 15
does your boyfriend know you guys are dating?
yourbarbiiedoll 0
ydi for being with a ******* retard and you must be even more stupid for even dating him
ZOMBlE 0
Does he wear a helmet by any chance?
yakyak132 0
wow dump that dumbass!!
canzo378 0
and why do you call him your bf???
shaniqualee 2
First, since you probably have low self esteem and therefore, slutty, this is what you should do. By the skankiest underwear ever, unless you already have it which your probably do and do a sexy dance for when he gets home. Take him the bedroom and get undressed and start doing the nastiest anal ever. Every which way, up and down, side to side. Afterwords, spread your buttcheeks over his chest and take a huge shit. Then be like, now who just got shat upon, bitch...Then walk out of the house, don't event put on your clothes, in slow motion, with the song big pimpin playing in the background. As you're walking in slow motion, be sure to punch the nearest kid in the face. The younger, the better.
shaniqualee 2
First, since you probably have low self esteem and therefore, slutty, this is what you should do. By the skankiest underwear ever, unless you already have it which your probably do and do a sexy dance for when he gets home. Take him the bedroom and get undressed and start doing the nastiest anal ever. Every which way, up and down, side to side. Afterwords, spread your buttcheeks over his chest and take a huge shit. Then be like, now who just got shat upon, bitch...Then walk out of the house, don't event put on your clothes, in slow motion, with the song big pimpin playing in the background. As you're walking in slow motion, be sure to punch the nearest kid in the face. The younger, the better.
shaniqualee 2
First, since you probably have low self esteem and therefore, slutty, this is what you should do. By the skankiest underwear ever, unless you already have it which your probably do and do a sexy dance for when he gets home. Take him the bedroom and get undressed and start doing the nastiest anal ever. Every which way, up and down, side to side. Afterwords, spread your buttcheeks over his chest and take a huge shit. Then be like, now who just got shat upon, bitch...Then walk out of the house, don't event put on your clothes, in slow motion, with the song big pimpin playing in the background. As you're walking in slow motion, be sure to punch the nearest kid in the face. The younger, the better.