Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
Mabster84 2
Either he's just a terrible boyfriend who uses you for sex, or you're a stalker who can't get this guy out of your mind and feels bad when he "forgets" things... If he doesn't know your name that might be a clue....
rockstarK9 0
and you're still with him why?
gingermaria10 0
giirrll!! dump dat ass. he don't deserve you. can't even remember yo name. >:/
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she comes from a language/culture where long names are common, and he comes from a culture where short attention spans are common *cough*America*cough* she: *hi, My name is Hansel-frueden-srinavarna-mitsubishi-stiltiskin. Will you be my boyfriend?* he: *you're gorgeous hase-frakensrikima...., damn. Who are you again?* she: *wwwwhhaaaaaa !!!! you never remember anything!!!! no bj for you!!!!*
BubbaCatLove 0
The OP may be the dumbest girl in existence, but that doesn't mean you can bash my country. I'm American, and I take offense to you looking down upon the country that is the #1 in the world right now. Granted, that won't last long, but I'm trying to be positive here. So shut the hell up and go back to making clothes for our country. :)
Spastastic 6
I'm American, and that was a shitty-ass thing to say, 154, even in jest.
RedPillSucks 33
Firstly, I'm American, and proud to be one. That doesn't mean I'm not going to mention flaws, in jest of course. Second, as many times as Americans say bad things about people from other countries here, I think you should have a bit thicker skin. I don't think there's anything positive in what you've said, while I was simply joking around.
BubbaCatLove 0
So it's okay for you to talk shit about your country, but it's not okay for me to talk shit on you? IRONIC, MUCH? I'd have to label you as a hypocrite, sir. An uneducated one at that.
chillinAK 9
I am American also, and thought his comment was funny while yours was just tasteless. We are known for our short attention spans, but why did you assume he was from low grade country? You might label him a hypocrite, but you have just been labeled far worse.
a_nicole11 0
wow , that must suckk balls :(
XhollyXroseX 0
awww that sucks babee dump him! im sure ur too good for him anyway :)
kirby1964 20
op, are you sure he is your boyfriend?
wolf1995 0
put out more than
nikkkkkki 0
time to dump him!!!!! or plot revenge :) hehe
natural_redhead 0
i actually laughed at this >:(
stephiefromfranc 0
leave him you Will be happier without him!