Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
takemytrollz 0
Snap.
tiffyxmac 0
he sounds dumb af..sorry
heyjenn 0
ydi for getting to an anniversary with this guy. stand up for yourself.
furburger 0
OP's boyfriend appears to have a better relationship with Mary Jane. Too bad your anniversary or birthday don't fall on 4/20.
jjhoagie 0
amneisia? short term memory loss? maybe ops a crazy stalker. u know, like that chick from that beyonce movie awhile back :P
mishokorbag 0
I don't think he's your boyfriend he might think you're just a fun buddy
Lisa89 3
No offence OP.. but by boyfriend, do you mean stanger you stalk? but seriously, how could you have been going out for so long for him to forget all these things? Seems you may be missing out info for him to have forgotten your name.. or else... he has the memory of a goldfish...
EvilDave 13
OP, if it was just two of the items you listed, I would say FYL, but the four together, especially the last one, means you have just been letting things slide instead of making him shape up or getting a new boyfriend, so YDI.
zombiekitten87 12
and you're dating him...... why?
sakura10190210 0
and youre still with him because...