Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
capilot 10
OK, is he *really* your boyfriend, or just somebody you've been stalking?
rottentomatoes 7
#47 LOL
kisseshugsdrugs 5
this is what i was about to say..is this guy really your boyfriend? or like why are you even with him if he really is your boyfriend? forgetting an anniversary is one thing. vday isnt too crazy, some people just arent into it. BUT HE FORGOT YOUR NAME! what the **** are you thinking?
RGHTre 0
My thoughts, exactly.
Artsygirl90 14
I agree completely. ydi for being crazy.
marisalee 0
YDI for still dating that loser
staciieee_x3 0
Whyyyy are you still with him then? YDI for still putting up with it.
marisalee 0
You stupid retard. YDI for allowing him NOT to know. you're probably lying about this DNL anyway.
marisalee 0
FML*
jumpinurpants 0
dude, u smell like shit.
takemytrollz 0
YDI for having a boyfriend that can't remember your name. YDI for having a name for him not to remember. YDI for having a birthday. YDI for being with him long enough to have an anniversary.
ilovelife_01 0
Lol.. You should forget abt his bday, anniversery, christmas, valentines, heck! Forget he even exsited! Ahaha
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
maybe you should forget he is your bf
flove29 0
haha..are you sure he's your boyfriend?FYL