Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Today, we spent an entire day without being able to do work because our internet connection was down. Turns out, only the router had crashed and nobody bothered to reset it "to avoid doing further damage". FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Monopoly
Today, I called complaints for my internet provider because, again, it's slowed to a crawl that would make dial-up laugh. They said that I live in a remote area, so maintenance is difficult. When I pointed out I only live ten minutes from the nearest city, they responded by saying they're my only option, so tough. FML
Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Oh no!
Today, the ethernet cable that I'd waited so long for arrived. I have been gaming on the stupidly unstable wifi for months and finally I thought my life would be saved. Then it turns out that the ethernet port isn't working. FML
Terminally online
Today, a thunderstorm killed our internet and I realized there were lots of things I could do "in the real world", but… I’m too tired to do any of them. FML
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Saudi end of the internet, and it was awful…
Today, I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, I was informed that due to a cut cable, the whole country will have no service from that provider for some time. The. Whole. Country. FML
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ricxrdusrex 19
Quick enough to post this
maggiefox 25
Sounds like we have the same internet provider...
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Comments (100)
patwo8 14
That sucks. Did you try resetting it?
maggiefox 25
Sounds like we have the same internet provider...
ber4fun 23
Is it Verizon? I have the same problem with them.
ricxrdusrex 19
Quick enough to post this
mazbry 9
I'm thinking OP could be using their phone data
Sandsh8rk 36
Then again, FML isn't a very data heavy website...
MrSassypants 34
OP actually tried posting this three and a half years ago and it just finally went through. OP just has the patience of a saint.
DoomSkuller 28
#24 mobile data can still be used to load just about any website, plus there is an FML mobile app..
Nilorak 24
How long did you type this fml for?
PhinIt2WinIt 24
typing doesn't need internet... submitting does.
Cads1 24
Did you turning it off and again.
football98_fml 20
Oh the irony..
tj4234 36
Check and see what programs you have that are connected to the internet, and block access to the unimportant ones. Also, run a virus scan incase that is the issue. Another thing you could try is if you are using wifi, try using a cable.
Cads1 24
FML is no place for your realistic and helpful advice.
tj4234 36
Quiet, peasant. I am allowed to be nice occasionally.
Cads1 24
Dude, I tried being nice once and it backfired horribly. As I general rule, I try to be a jerk.
SirEnigM0nk 22
LMAO @ "peasant" :). Right on point on troubleshooting. I sometimes see this at work and half the time its either crap that's taking up disk space or corrupted programs. If OP is sharing their Internet access I would see if someone is downloading something big, check for malware, reset router...
oceanbrickfire 21
EDIT: Didn't mean to hit validate. Didn't sound like an actual suggestion
tj4234 36
#22. I alternate between being nice and being a jerk. Keeps people on their toes, and adds to the air of mysteriousness around me.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Reminds me of the good old dial up days xD
Daevas 18
Those were not... Good days...
lostandconfused9 12
But fast enough to post an FML? #thirdworldproblems
nomoreparty 11
Considering what is regularly posted here, this does not even deserve to be on the site...
IDerive 12
Pain and misery is subjective to experience... If the absolute worst thing that you have ever experienced is somebody giving you a dirty look, that experience could be psychologically equal in devastation to somebody who has lived a very unfortunate life and then go bankrupt.. All emotional turmoil comes down to is chemical releases in the brain therefore the stimulus can be extremely variant while the effects are the same...
RedPillSucks 33
and this is a humor site. no need to post "today, I watch my mom get raped and my dad shot as militia men ravaged our village and took me as a child sex slave for their army, FML"