Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
wisericky 12
write your name on his forehead
lionandthelamb61 9
that would only be a solution if she couldn't remember her own name...
RavenXRampage 1
If she writes it backwards, problem solved. Everytime he looks in the mirror, BAM!
Harry_Styles_fml 3
And how would he then see it without looking in a mirror?
aaLeejandra 0
YDI for dating someone like him !
RedPillSucks 33
If he forgot your name, I think he no longer qualifies as your boyfriend... unless you're dating Hugh Hefner or someone older.
Sharkskull 2
Are you sure he was your boyfriend in the first place?
hippies_fml 0
are you like 80 and does your bf have alhstimers?
BSRHollyJet 0
He forgot your name?? kick his ass and dump him :)
yagermeisterX0 0
I think you left out where he forgot you were his girlfriend...
awhsum 0
i agree with #24 x)
Baby2000 0
Are you sure your with this guy?
shadyecko 0
you're*
SomePeoplesChild 0
Hmm, I agree. Pretty sad. Try not to pretend ok, it will just piss you off more.
lulu_06 0
HAHAHAHA, it's time to find a new boyfriend
sassyjesSa 0
What a jerk!!
deepbluesea 1
YDI because he is still your boyfriend.