Today, you know those videos where catering staff accidentally drop the wedding cake in front of the bride, groom, and guests. Well I’m now that idiot. I’m also now in a cast on crutches because the bride kicked me in the leg with her heels so hard she snapped a bone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, on a crowded dance floor, it was a perfect opportunity for a candid photo. I took one step back without looking and bumped straight into the cake table, then watched in slow motion as the entire cake tipped and slid off. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML
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Ubehage 32
I hope you reported her violent ass for assault. FYL
Ticonderogapencils 17
That's 100% assault and battery. I'm not saying that their anger isn't justified but by no means does that give them the right to physically injure you.
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Comments (6)
Ubehage 32
I hope you reported her violent ass for assault. FYL
Ticonderogapencils 17
That's 100% assault and battery. I'm not saying that their anger isn't justified but by no means does that give them the right to physically injure you.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Hope she enjoys her honeymoon in jail
RichardPencil 32
Too bad you got injured by an act of self-defense. You assaulted the bride with cake (doubtlessly part of a scheme to get maximum "***** and giggles" on YouTube) and she fought back successfully.
whackman56789 7
I feel like you should be kicked off of this platform for a while or possibly permanently as lately a lot of your comments have been very rude and extremely offensive
RichardPencil 32
This one is neither offensive nor rude. It's just looking at the situation from a different possible perspective.
poopface82 25
Yeah, you got assaulted by a bridezilla. May she be forced to pay all your medical bills and her new groom toss her in the dumpster on the way out.