clashgurl8449
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thanks a lot
Great boyfriend, part 2
Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML
dannij08
United States
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
tryingtoberomantic
Australia
Too much of a good thing
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
foreveralone
Franklin Park, United States
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Glutton
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Survival mode
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
n
United States
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
SonofMnemosyne
United States
Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML
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CheaRight 0
At least he knows girls poop.. Remember the girl that had to use the gas station to poop because her boyfriend thought girls didn't poop? Would you prefer that?
Southerndatageek 2
I would dump him like a load of poop for giving me meds of any type without my knowledge. There is something just a little twisted in giving your girlfriend laxatives without her knowledge. Makes one wonder what else he has given you.
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randomtroll 0
so what happened after that Xp
thatonename 7
she pooped?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
14 - You're supposed to poop several times a day... you're constipated.
jemm94 0
Lets not get carried away. About once a day is normal, some people skip a day sometimes and thats not that serious. Some also go more than once in a day but most not more than twice, and definitely not several times.
killabee 0
Constipation is defined as not having a bm for 3 days. Once a day is normal for some people, but not everyone.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I worded that wrong - I did not mean several. That sounds like way too much. Thanks for clearing that up; I should have put a couple.
shallowgenepool 1
#19: literally!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whoa. I only poop once every 3 days too. It's a nightmare.
ILoveEggnog 7
I poop three times a day. But I also eat a lot and have a fast metabolism.
rohanp 0
guys usually poop more than girls. i guess op's bf thought she was full of shit.
doubleohseven 0
nah some ppl are just like tht naturally. I have a friend who only does once a week and it's completely natural for her
chippa 24
Once a week is NOT enough. Even if they're not big poops, the waste has still been in her system for a whole week. Tell her to eat more fiber and drink more water and she'll have a bowel movement more often -naturally.-
izacht 0
I can beat that, I went to camp for a week and the toilets were too American for me to sit on without falling in or getting herpies. There were also no stalls. I didnt poo once. When I got home I took 5 hours and lost blood.
FailBear920 19
i poop after 2 weeks
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like a fun camp!
atomheartm_fml 0
Medically, once a week is definitely not enough. She should drink more water, seriously.
kei1108 13
this is this whole comment section is hilarious!!! XD But wow. "too American"?!? a little snobby don't you think?
livgasms 4
lol I know what he means by 'american', there's something about american public toilets that just grosses me out so much LOL nothing against American people of course, just your toilets lol.
zachherbert 10
90 your picture goes well with your comment
nocaduceus 0
Normal is 7-21 times a week.
CheaRight 0
At least he knows girls poop.. Remember the girl that had to use the gas station to poop because her boyfriend thought girls didn't poop? Would you prefer that?
nabee26 15
LMFAO holy shit!! Literally!! If my boyfriend did that to me, I would do back even worse! Lol
frankq555 3
hahahahahaha
Sperino 4
Everyone knows that girls don't poop or fart.
Skatergirl14 0
wow Ur stupid
jess6blondie9 3
No, actually we poop out shit like a normal person. I'm not sure what disease it is that you have that causes you to poop out skittles and rainbows. I'd get that checked out if I were you.
EatnBeef 7
boy.. I was Gunna buy sone skittles from you
jess6blondie9 3
I would hope you really didn't think that. I'd be a little concerned.
meowmeowwkitty 0
omg. have you ever heard of sarcasm? lmao wtf
drunkandfml 11
Of course they don't poop actual poop. They poop out rainbows and tiny unicorns!!
DianaFromHolland 3
that is extremely cute! i wish i had a boyfriend who was so considered with my .. pooping HAHAH XD
Lounia_fml 8
You mean concerned?
angeljewlz 7
*considerate? lol just guessing
ChibiGirl5 0
I know it's so cute haha
divali 5
Atleast he cares. :p
Cinn_fml 23
That's kinda funny, are you sure that's the real reason and he wasn't just playing a prank on you but thought you'd get pissy with him if he admitted it? However, if that's the real reason, at least he's considerate, though maybe explain to him next time to think or talk about stuff before taking such action.
killabee 0
Op: If he was concerned he should have said something to you about it. Giving someone meds without their knowledge is effed up, he has no idea how you respond to things. Those chocolate laxatives are fine for some people, I on the other hand end up with all my pillows pushed into my stomach about to cry on the floor for about 14 hrs. It's inconsiderate and stupid to drug someone without their consent.
daiissyyy 0
so you guys talk about your poop and stuff? haha . anyywwaayyss; that's very caring of him, I can tell he loves youu! :)
docscientist 10
Doing it without her knowledge? Sounds inconsiderate to me.
sweetmare 0
u r beautiful
metallicshadow 16
at least he cares about your health
meowmeowwkitty 0
I was concerned HE was concerned.... like is he monitoring her br schedule? for real? lol this can't just be a normal boyfriend.
Jimboom 12
Perhaps he wants you to poop more because he has a poop fetish and wants to view/grade your stool? Or worse?