ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chipmunk
United States
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
ginger
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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Anonymous
Feeders
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Top comments
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?
JakobKain 0
obviously was just looking for any reason rofl
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Comments (123)
Dman1760 0
haha what a asshole
moonstarbabe6383 0
well it isnt really that big of a deal! just say thanks and move on! dont dwell on stupid things
Ruslando 0
ydi for using both hands
vbmg152 19
YDI for eating sunflower seeds! Yuck!
trumpetGIRL12345 0
humzizzl3 0
this is the dumbest fml , hamsters are cute you punk trick . :]
skyeyez9 25
How the hell do you manage to eat like a hamster? Eat them with both hands, and stuff them in your cheeks till they are the size of baseballs?
Spastastic 6
Some people -- including me, on occasion -- eat sunflower seeds by storing a bunch in one of their cheeks.
skyeyez9 25
everybody has a weird quirk. Eating seeds like a hamster is cute, no reason to get dumped. My weird quirk is I smell my food before I eat it. Which was a result of a childhood issue: My brother used to sneak stuff like pepper, hot sauce, horseradish and other stuff in my food.
lietz13 1
okay well stop eating sunflower seeds in front of him. haha fyl
sxm 13
that's amazing.