ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chipmunk
United States
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Anonymous
Beachwood, United States
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Anonymous
Feeders
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Top comments
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?
JakobKain 0
obviously was just looking for any reason rofl
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Comments (123)
mejiiaa 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too funny
mrnick_fml 0
lmao that's hilarious. be happy, you have a story
lara1803 0
Who eats sunflower seeds anyway...
fml98kevin 4
everyone does
sarah2144 14
Anyone else think this sounds like something out of Seinfeld?
nissanvq35 4
he sounds like an a**hole. your better off without him
ilovenoah 0
tell him to shove his hamster up his ass :)
hateevryone 15
this is so funny. but on a serious note: tell him to go f**k his hamster
dirtbike0375 0
Haha I can just picture that I would punch u in the face
vannaxo 0
Lmaoo. One of the best fml's I've read all day. : D