Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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BethiiGeex 0
lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?
JakobKain 0
obviously was just looking for any reason rofl
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Comments (123)
Silly_Lilly6969 23
That's ridiculous. At least you don't have to deal with his bullshit now
bazookajoey 27
That's so shallow
thtperson 13
Stacy: why are you breaking up with me! I love you! Steven: it's just... It's just... You look like a hamster when you eat sunflower seeds... Stacy: -_-
guineagirl 18
my hamster died a week ago so can I borrow you?