Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Top comments
Gfrigo 1
well guys have needs...
Smyth 3
Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.
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Comments (110)
Gfrigo 1
well guys have needs...
IphonFML 6
make up sex?
KianaSixx 0
yeah i agree, just go with it!
ifyouseekamy666 0
I agree with 1 6 and 8
iSitt 0
text him back saying how you missed the way he is so patient and understanding because your current bf just gives you multiple orgasms then leaves.
KingDingALing 9
Or you can tell him that his dick is too small for you.
Lukee 0
He's... honest? ^_^
benny2465 0
haha lol he seems cool
raymel 5
40 WIN :)
MissErikaHart 0
lol
Smyth 3
Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.
carpediemryders 0
who really cares, I mean if you were in the mood then take it for what it is, you each get your **** on everyone busts then you go your separate ways. It is what it is!!!
GLOCKMAMA 0
I'm w/ y'all doesn't sound like she has moved on & is gettin it from anywhere else. Shit, just at least get some. I would.
Lx416 0
uhm ew honest or not that's uncalled for or in this case untexted for lmao -Ł
BethiiGeex 0
LOLOL. he wants to sext. ;)
laughing_atyou 0
Nah. I think he wants a ******* or sex.
BethiiGeex 0
or that. :D
Hoplaka 0
Or he wants a sandwich! :)
BethiiGeex 0
go make him one then (:
kaijapapaya 0
I think OP just got molexted. (cyanide & happiness)
PizzaGuy11 0
no OP dosnt want a sandwich. hes a big boy and wants a chicken dinner! even tho technically that would be anything since everthing tastes like chicken in a way.
xGet_Over_It 0
show him what he's been missing ;) lol jk
katTKD 0
FHL
serenader 2
wry sarcasm from the BF?? maybe/hopefully
mooshibear140 4
Perhaps...
Chelsee45 5
that's horrible. lol. I text punch him. xD
ooitastic 0
you can't express sarcasm through text?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Well, he was thinking of you..
DarkCookie_fml 1
heyheyhey !!! hahahaha a nerd ? as u can see i ealk in without fear to msg u and walk out as a winner ^^ buh !
1personinthiswor 0
...no, we can't see. Your comment is unreadable.
suppressed08 2
^win