PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Anonymous
Orsova, Romania
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Anonymous
Garson, Canada
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Anonymous
Trondheim, Norway
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
nice is not enough
Better late than never
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Anonymous
Zagreb, Croatia
Alexa, play "A Man Needs a Maid" by Neil Young
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML
Jackie
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
nottelling7012
Australia
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML
Top comments
yumlicious 4
HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
schpanki 11
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
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Comments (165)
yumlicious 4
HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
lilblondiexo 6
I second this.
borntoperform 14
Woah! You two are like night and day!
ariannaimelda 7
Ham is good, true, but not worth breaking up over. But if OP didn't like bacon, that's just going too far!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I've singled out 1 & 16 as douchebags who care solely about themselves and not about other peoples opinions and tastes.
builditbetter09 3
Jump on the hamwagon.
WCARlover 35
^I single them out as joking, hop off their dicks
WCARlover 35
That was for 34 :p
Jonkbaby 23
what a ham
cutielilangel 8
Mmmm... Now I'm craving some ham. :(
suxs4ulol 22
it would be worae if shesisnt like bacon
ClaremoreZebra 8
Bro learn to spell.
ClaremoreZebra 8
Me and my girlfriend went through a recent breakup over the same subject. Ham is no laughing matter, ham is life.
LordMaxington1 0
All you do is bitch and moan.
CADMAN82 1
34, I single you out as an idiot. You get a gold star.
shayshee 0
Love the SARCASM!:)
MLK12345 4
Hard As a ************?
abbey321 8
Ham is serious business!
tommyfox 19
Next time, remember to HAM IT UP!
schpanki 11
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
kevin1284546 0
Men take their bacon seriously.
Llamacod 11
Jews can't eat pork either, can they?
Jiplo 18
Those are words of the wise
Bcfrmkc816 17
For real though how can he have a relationship with her if she don't like ham?
WCARlover 35
People are so lame these days...grow a sack and tell people stuff straight!
sr101998 0
My thoughts exactly. People need to tell the truth or they aren't gunna get anywhere in life. I think that's the worst reson to break up with someone.
MrSchneebly 5
Im sure the nice people on fml will oblige and come up with a million worse reasons than this
effedml 5
Maybe ham is really important to him.
xSonic 9
He can't tell her STRAIGHT. He does like ham.
batman_516 9
Unfortunately I'm going to have to agree with 1. Especially if the differences extend to bacon!
tsim_fml 0
I don't like the KKK would he break up with me?
Ozone1232 5
Well what if he doesnt like the KKK either? Then you're good.
yahoowizard 16
Naw, he'll break up with you because you're a guy and he's straight
KiddNYC1O 22
Is he? Maybe that's his way of coming out. He does love meat.
kittykat72 4
No offense but that's way different!!!
captainfalcon7 0
He likes pigs and he doesnt like you. Take it as a compliment!
ComTlancy 12
Don't tell me that you have a beef with beef. There's a lot at steak here!
brendafriesen 5
I see what you did there :)
iseyixes 18
Ham comes from a pig. Beef (steak) comes from a cow.
IndigoAcrylic 9
So he obviously likes big hunks of meat on his mouth (; Honey, I think he broke up with you becuase you two have something in common indeed.
hallienick13 0
Heyy:)
rbaalman 4
I hope he chokes on a bag of dicks.
FYLDeep 26
Go find a nice Jewish guy.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Yaa they usually have nicer dicks...christian guys too ^_^
FYLDeep 26
You would know?
IndigoAcrylic 9
(;
sr101998 0
Ummm... Experiences.... Or... Pictures online?
IndigoAcrylic 9
NOOO 32! My Rabbi and priest just told me and that's how I know! ;D! *sarcasm* xD Lawl.
ikickgingers 15
Uh... I don't get it.
simplyluisjavier 8
They're passive aggressive. Trust.