Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he insists I bit his penis during sex, and that I'm a crazy, man-hating psycho. It’s not true, I’ve just not given many blowjobs before, my technique stinks, and my teeth touched his skin a little. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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Top comments
kianaaa32 17
Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.
thomas5915 16
Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does
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Comments (272)
TcheQ 12
Way better off without a numbskull like that.
x_the_lancer_x 13
I am 13 and know what that is. Wouldn't say that's a good thing but still...
Bcfrmkc816 17
It must not have been that small to make that mistake even if he didn't have much experience with the ladies but some are just huge and do look like a unsheathed dick and no I am circumsized. And they can stick straight out but if its like my penis and sticks straight up then I am out of there
Enslaved 38
The parts might be the same but all females look different down there. ***Btw I couldn't help but zoom in to your picture to see where the clit would be on your apple. :P
ginawater19 13
Hahaha. I'm actually glad for your sake you're not together anymore.
MC2NextLevel 7
TMI
theKevmeister 13
what is he supposed to think, when yours is bigger than his?
DommeAshlee 11
Maybe he was just jealous because yours is bigger...
stanjohnson 11
Well, tell him to suck your dick.
xCensored 10
Consider it a good thing that've dumped you. You wouldn't want be all caught up with someone who seems that dumb
Abenti 8
Maybe he wanted to break up with you, and used this as an excuse. By making himself appear like an idiot, you'll get turned off and leave him alone. That must be it...because no one is actually THAT stupid.
nurchok 15
Hate to disappoint you, but some people are THAT stupid, I think he is one of them. You're better off OP. Good luck.