Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
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Top comments
shadowedpixie 19
It might be better to not know, honestly.
erockinthesuburb 17
Well, technically the toilet is the correct place to release your inner demons.
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shadowedpixie 19
It might be better to not know, honestly.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Stupid muggles. Clearly he was brewin a potion
dead_insects 18
a new kind of bath salts... only this time they're after TP, not faces... no bathroom is safe!!
buckstop1 37
I find this very Florida, I live in offensive!
NicaLovesDisney 17
I'm assuming that you aren't talking about work if you were saying "public", so at least it wasn't a co-worker that you have to see every day.
finnrambo 13
noooo really?
Likian5 26
What does it even matter? It's not like OP saw their face.
neeni88 23
I'm not sure why #3 is being thumbed down. It's a good point! She means at least it's not someone he'll ever have to run into again, whether he knows it or not. I know I would be rather uneasy if some crazy wacko like that was running around my workplace!
erockinthesuburb 17
Well, technically the toilet is the correct place to release your inner demons.
Doritozilla 20
Satanic ritual?
hallix 21
"And you're watching Supernatural."
armonicavita 13
Don't get to close its dark inside, it's where my demons hide it's where my demons hide!
_t_devon_t_ 12
I love supernatural :D but sounds like a "shitty" experience
malheartsnutmeg 20
It's the ritual that summoned the monster he left in the toilet.
dodzin 9
Bravo
clemsi 20
he was summoning the Golgothen
Jamie1806 8
This fml reminded me of the "Ghost in the Stalls" video on YouTube by Olan Rogers.
Ghosto 16
Yesss! I was thinking the same thing. I love all the weird bathroom stories.
imtooshy 18
Sounds like this could be a pretty funny Tide Stain Remover commercial.
AFloppyWetWhale 6
Or that bear Ultra Soft toilet paper commercial. "Cisnec achkaroc....... Oops sorry took too much!"
nattynatters 14
He was casting an evil poop spell. Beware.
RodzillaX 30
Sounds like a satanic toilet ritual. Quite common.
Capriccio22 13
Especially in the far east regions of neverland, or so Wendy tells me
tsent8 15
Cthulu crawled up the pipes. He needed the paper to finish the ritual.