Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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DrNuggetcase 3
That sucks, but at least your house is clean!
Roevera 14
atleast he didn't just text a break up. but still. shouldn't have made you vacuum..
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Comments (123)
dansco 25
Well at least you have a clean house and not going out with a twat! Why not get him back by putting loads of cat hairs in his house & car ;)
chels1994 11
I'm sorry OP :( look at it this way though; at least he wasn't some douchebag that breaks up through text message or something like that... I know it sucks, but there are plenty of fish in this sea
rosssl 2
Hope it was quick, but at least it was in person
abhsc 1
Cats suck.
DanielleinDC 34
Well, that does suck, but maybe you can find a boyfriend who doesn't have allergy issues. I can also say they get somewhat better with time, as my boyfriend had issues when we were first dating but has gotten used to being around cats. It also helps that I have hardwood floors and not carpet. Still, love me, love my cat.
MetalOcelot 5
sorry to hear that OP, but hey, at least your ex had the decency to drive to your house. I was with my ex for almost 3 years, and the douche still broke up with me over the phone. Hopefully the next one won't be allergic to your cat :)
BiNeko 12
I would've rubbed the ******* cat in his dumbass face.
blah2112 11
Oh no you vacuumed? You poor thing! I hope you're not winded...
iheartundead 2
Are you from Hungary? c: