Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DrNuggetcase 3
That sucks, but at least your house is clean!
Roevera 14
atleast he didn't just text a break up. but still. shouldn't have made you vacuum..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (123)
Apm96 0
so the only reason you're mad is because you cleaned?
Tempest559 12
You should have gotten rid of the cat.
donut_gurl 8
why would she get rid of her beloved pet cat for a guy that was gonna break up wiyh her anyway?
MsConfusedd 27
Give him a cat as a go away present
Hellomynameisme_fml 1
That sucks. Shoulda pushed the cat in his face then shoved him put the door.
KiddNYC1O 22
Should've chilled at his place if it was that bad.
goodgood_fml 5
I was dumped for mopping, cooking, and cleaning against my boyfriend's wishes. I think he just didnt want me anymore. Don't sweat it too much. Find someone who will actually appreciate the effort you put into the relationship. Much luck!!
skutch04 1
You should send all the cat fur to his house as a break up "gift"
Calyx_fml 22
He broke up with you because he's allergic to pussy.
shovelface1990 4
Get rid of the vemin you are letting squat in your home and you might keep a boyfriend. YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** You. You have right to tell OP how to run her life or to get rid of her possessions. Grow a heart, You ******* bastard.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*You have NO right. Missed a word.
AJRENO 0
Shove a cat in his face