Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
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Top comments
SomeonethingStup 0
lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.
wtfismyfml 0
sexersise
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SomeonethingStup 0
lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.
jonathan92c 0
haha
The_Pleb 0
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Get a girlfriend or a hooker Have a nice day
Starchild21 3
It is time to do the impossible and switch to the other hand __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
marc_with_a_c 3
Can't wait for the olympics, I'll totally win the gold in that event!
fantomix_fml 0
Ahh, you're a retard.
Jackieeee93 0
seriously????????
ChairForce 0
Can you be disqualified for using a vibrator?
WorldCupCheer 0
gracias 26 I'm sure u can find someone working the night shift for a cheap price lol
turtles1321 0
op can be a master-debater :D
cocobulla1 4
50 and 127 hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
sherryl_fml 0
awesome I would win gold lol jks
EvilCupcake8361 9
why yes he's actually on the debating team
sens3sfailing 25
Hey, if you masturbait while you fish your baitin' while your baitin'
lolfood 24
There's actually a masturbation contest on Japan...
ethan9100 7
lol
cole_tyler42 21
He's the debate team captain. His full title is "Master Debater"
wtfismyfml 0
sexersise
angel_liz132 0
sexercise lol thats too funny >.
denyit 0
Haha, and I thought it was due to intense piano practice. Now I know XD
fattypie101 0
ewwww # 3 u r gross looking
eukaryote101 0
136 your screen name makes me think you're gross looking.
MPerez6473 5
137 FTW
z_hamel 0
#136 r u fat cuz ur name makes me think you are so stfu it's a good sport we just don't get tired, outta breath and fall asleep halfway In!
that1redhead 0
what are the rules?
jonathan92c 0
switch hands once one of them starts to swell
st87 0
better still.... only allowed your opposite hand. And this sport can be in the PARAlympics as well as Olympics :P
Baguette666 12
Rule n°1 you don't talk about the fight club
shananigans 0
Master-bater.
1two3four5six 23
**** u!
ifinsane 6
Guess that Batter can't swing no more.
bom_bom 0
oh wow...thats sooo fake
Shabba_13 13
What does it mean when it says comment moderated
whoismgmt 0
I'm calling bullshit I've heard so many stories similar to that
DameGreyWulf 1
LMFAO That's hilarious
catfriend44 0
ahahahaha now i know why my wrist hurts :P
TheKitsune 0
It's not only intense - it's frequent. How else is he going to rack up experience points?
SarcasticAvenger 9
LOL, hand to gland combat is a sport. You use a ball, grunt, sweat. :)
Sybe 0
Hehe, hand to gland combat. Very clever.