Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
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Top comments
annamg 0
How can you all assume that she's a controlling bitch? You can't just do whatever the hell you want in a relationship; there has to be compromise. If he wants to party and drink and spend every night away from home, why does he have a girlfriend? It's obvious that this isn't the same as just "hanging with the boys."
judgingyou09 0
ooooh bummer. kinda wrecks the oomph factor but at least now he has to watch you leave =)
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Comments (95)
o0ginger0o 7
This really doesn't seem like that big of a deal. All you had to do was call one of your friends and ask for a ride to go pick up your car.
GDinNJ 0
ananamoose, I think I love you. lmao
ElNegroHombre 0
Your dumping him for not coming home one night? He's a grown ass man. This is such a stupid reason to dump someone.
wow18 3
I don't know if you read that right the first time but it does say, "My boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking AGAIN". So this has obviously been done before many times, where her boyfriend goes out and gets drunk and crashes at a friend's place. So she does have a legitimate reason to dump her boyfriend, cause god only knows what he does when he's "out with his friends" getting drunk. Not only that but he fails to call home to let his girlfriend know, whom he is living with, which means he should be more responsible. To all the people who said, don't hate because he's being responsible, well yes that's responsible if he does it once, but going out and getting completely drunk often and not calling home to let the girlfriend know what's up is very irresponsible behavior.
SookMauNoots 0
you sound like a bitch
tweaker18 0
agreed
annamg 0
How can you all assume that she's a controlling bitch? You can't just do whatever the hell you want in a relationship; there has to be compromise. If he wants to party and drink and spend every night away from home, why does he have a girlfriend? It's obvious that this isn't the same as just "hanging with the boys."
citycrazed25 0
she didnt say every night she just said another night...could had been the second or the third. I still say that she shouldnt leave just because he knows how to have fun. I think she is just a bitch because she has no friends to party with
annamg 0
Maybe her idea of having fun isn't getting shitfaced and staying out all night. In which case, it's probably best they break up.
nyf137 20
Oh yeah, because the only important thing in life is going out and partying, I would be sooo jealous
Pastor_Rich 0
I'm a dude and if I couldn't drive home I'd call the wife to come get me, but then we have 3 cars and I don't drink, so dump him he's an idiot
fretforyerlatte 0
i would have to guess that if he drove himself to the bar, it was probably expected that he wasn't supposed to get so shitfaced he couldn't get himself home. responsible people have the DD pick them up if they're planning on getting obliterated. i doubt the OP would have let him borrow her car knowing he was going to get too drunk to drive it back home again. also, he doesn't come home at night (repeatedly) and doesn't even have the decency to call home and at least let her know where he is? i would have been worried sick.
citycrazed25 0
if hes shitfaced then i think that he wouldnt kno to call at the time to tell his wife that hes not coming home. she needs to go out and hang with her with her friends instead of being a bitch
domolovesyoshi 33
Maybe just maybe she doesn't find that fun or she doesn't drink, know I don't find the bar scene fun, I'd rather stay home and watch movies or play video games but then again I'm not the relationship type
Honda288 2
Looks like you ain't goin nowhere haha
liveitlearnit 0
He sounds like someone who can't grow up. Go find a real man, sweetie.
onlysoph 0
So thanks so much for enlightening us