Today, I’m tired of women taking drastic measures to avoid me, even though I’ve done nothing wrong. Recently, I was talking to an old classmate from high school and she faked deleting her profile to avoid following up with our talk about plans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
Today, I’ve had to get the police involved since I’ve been harassed, stalked, berated, and threatened by the wife of the man I was seeing. It doesn’t matter that I have hundreds of texts, DMs, and his dating profile that says he’s a SINGLE dad whose wife died tragically. She’s still coming after me. FML
Today, my friend told me how he had to block another girl that he knew because she was trying too hard to get in his pants again, and it was starting to annoy him. I wish I could sympathize but I haven’t physically touched a girl in two years, and every girl I’ve tried to talk to has ghosted me. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me, and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
Today, my wife forced me to delete a female friend’s number off my phone because she’s jealous of our friendship. She then showed me a demonstration of what will happen if I contact her again, with a photo she got from her Facebook, gasoline, and a match to “make sure we understand each other.” FML
Today, I realized that every girl who has approached me or I approached me since high school always ended up trying to get close to me to get close to any one of my friends. Every time I think we’re hitting it off, they ask. When I refuse to set them up, they get angry, and tell others I'm a creep. FML
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sirrubberduckie 37
This never happens to most people. Take a good hard look at what you're doing to figure out what's causing it. Additional red flag if it's only women reacting like this.
Ghostrui 31
If people are constantly pulling these sort of stunts to avoid you, there must be a common issue that causes them to take such measures.
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Ghostrui 31
If people are constantly pulling these sort of stunts to avoid you, there must be a common issue that causes them to take such measures.
sirrubberduckie 37
This never happens to most people. Take a good hard look at what you're doing to figure out what's causing it. Additional red flag if it's only women reacting like this.
FluffythePink 23
Sooner or later we all have to acknowledge that the common denominator in our lives is us. It's not them. One or two? Maybe but ALL of them? That's a YOU problem and a decent therapist should be able to help you figure it out. Go forth and evolve.
TheSentinel05 11
maybe op just has extremely bad luck???
BurnInDemonFire 39
No. OP is a creepy incel sumbitch pointing his finger at women instead of being mature enough to admit he's to blame and will change to be a better human.
wrecklesswfire 3
you might not think it’s you, but it’s you.
Nazmazh 18
What's that saying, "If you smell [poop] once, maybe someone else stepped in some. If you smell it all day, check your own shoe"? Something like that. Anyway, point is my dude, you really do need to evaluate yourself and how you're coming across. For instance, even with just what you've told us here - That your focus is on women avoiding you - How are you interacting differently with women than with men? Are you interacting differently with women you're attracted to vs. women you aren't? How do men and women you're not attracted to (whether you're expressing that attraction directly or not) react to you? Is it perhaps that you're way too desperate and that's coming across in your interactions with women you're attracted to and giving them a bad vibe? Or, as I say, are men/women you're not attracted to also avoiding you and it's something more broadly offputting to people in-general?
Sonotsuave 37
I mean either you’re exaggerating or you’re doing something wrong here if this has happened more than once or twice. Maybe you’re coming on too strong, maybe you’re too intense, idk. Do some self reflection.
noctsurreality1330 4
It's not them. It's you