Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
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Top comments
annamg 0
How can you all assume that she's a controlling bitch? You can't just do whatever the hell you want in a relationship; there has to be compromise. If he wants to party and drink and spend every night away from home, why does he have a girlfriend? It's obvious that this isn't the same as just "hanging with the boys."
judgingyou09 0
ooooh bummer. kinda wrecks the oomph factor but at least now he has to watch you leave =)
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Comments (95)
ya_srsly 0
Bros before hoes. Simple as that. Know your place.
Puolukka 4
Yea...maybe for losers... o.O When it really comes down to it my husband would ALWAYS put me before any of his friends, even his best friend who also happens to be his actual brother...
ya_srsly 0
That just means he's pussy whipped. WHA-PSHHHHHHHH
GDinNJ 0
No, it just means that you're probably a 12 year old boy who thinks he can pretend to be manly. Or you're a 20 year old with the mentality of a pre adolescent. Either one's really a possibility. In an actual relationship, it's likely that the man and woman treat each other not only as sex partners but also as friends.
AXavierB 1
No. You don't have to get married to be committed to each other. Marriage is just a legal contract.
ya_srsly 0
And YOUR response, #40, means you're really just a dried up prude who probably doesn't put out anymore. Nice.
GDinNJ 0
...I'm 16, you ******* moron. Oh, you caught me! I don't put out ANYMORE! And since your assumption was clearly incorrect, I'll tell you what my response means. It means that I'm a sensible human being who realizes that good relationships are based on more than just sex and that in it, the man actually respects the woman (and vice versa).
crudeandrudeguy 29
@67- did you seriously just "nice" your own comment
elfuzzo 0
What is wrong with him going out and not coming back until really late or the next day? Quit being such a control freak. I'm sure he'd have no issues with you going out late with your friends.
Silent_Harmony 3
YDI for letting someone drive your car to the bar
citycrazed25 0
obviously he didn't come back because he's a safe driver and doesn't want to drive drunk
kowo 0
erm, call a taxi? you fail at leaving.
Fogie 0
uhmm.. if she calls a taxi that means her boyfriend just got a free car! idiot
wingedspiritus 0
Good thing you're leaving him now, and not 15 years later. ^^ None of you would have been able to hold such a relationship... At least both lives were saved.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for pretending you was in a relationship with Clay Aiken.
XxRocker94xX 0
"For pretending you was"....? Go back to school.
AAAAHHHH12 2
I'm leaving. *packs up* *walks out* D'oh! Where's the freaking car? Damnit Bob, at the bar again. He needs his own dang transportation!
mercilessadi 0
ydi y u have a bf u r dumb u don't hangout with ur bfs friends coz I have a cat coZ u r a female coz u can't walk without shirt while I can( am pro lol) u expect to get gang banged
kmgentil 0
HOW THE HELL IS THIS AN FML