Becca
Australia
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he started to really get into it and get rough. He tore my labia and I now need stitches. FML
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RichardPencil 32
He took the phrase “eating you out” way too literally! For revenge, you ought to give him a ******** and inflate him!
exileonmainst 16
Use a mold of your dad’s penis instead. 0% risk of torn labias, guaranteed! If you need lube, there’s this woman in Canada who’s giving away a bunch of olive oil for some reason.
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exileonmainst 16
Use a mold of your dad’s penis instead. 0% risk of torn labias, guaranteed! If you need lube, there’s this woman in Canada who’s giving away a bunch of olive oil for some reason.
RichardPencil 32
I should take off my diaper and smear feces all over this comment!
RichardPencil 32
He took the phrase “eating you out” way too literally! For revenge, you ought to give him a ******** and inflate him!
boopingsnoot 25
Inflate? Or is this a foreskin joke us 'Murricans won't get?
MegasaurusRex89 28
She can make a balloon animal out of it when she’s done ?
thehaystackerine 20
he got a cat tongue?
weeping_willow 25
What the hell?
worldclassrager 41
For some reason I want to know how he managed to do this unless he has his **** pierced
boopingsnoot 25
He was "eating her out" aka ***********. No penis involved. He bit her bits.
David Horgan 8
Found the virgin
KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4
Or a guy who has never used/seen the phrase "eating out".
boopingsnoot 25
Well, at least I know what tonight's nightmare is gonna be about...
AXel2169 23
Anyone seen the movie "Raw"? It's the first thing that came to my mind while reading this
smarterass 6
Is his nickname the Thunder Down Under?
Tarlachia 33
No, it’s thunderbolt and lightning. Very very frightening!
ThrottleJockey 36
Dude, you're not supposed to actually EAT the beef curtains!
I'madumbass 19
The labia can get ripped?!