Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend went to a “Lovers New Year's Eve” party. I didn’t go. He told me he had to “work” that night and couldn’t spend time with me. When I confronted him about it, he told me he “forgot” to tell me and it was “a last minute thing.” We’ve been dating for 3 years. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
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perdix 31
I'm sure there are lots of other drunk guys who would be happy to ring in the new year with you.
Trace01m 11
New year, time for a new boyfriend!
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Comments (46)
perdix 31
I'm sure there are lots of other drunk guys who would be happy to ring in the new year with you.
suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0
YDI for dating a douche bag. Dump him if you haven't already.
Trace01m 11
New year, time for a new boyfriend!
saraitkddh 47
being drunk showed his other side!
noto_fml 0
if only there was a body part that could get you from point A to point B. ... it's on the tip of my tongue.... your boyfriends an idiot btw, who leaves their girl for a party?? I would have taken you home first.
DocBastard 40
I'm quite certain you wouldn't expect her to walk home, considering Victoria is over 237,000 square kilometers in area. So I'm assuming the body parts you have in mind are her ****.
missawesome16 0
are u ******* serious it's pretty obvious that's Wat hhe meant
tvrdf 0
you would have taken her home first? great solution because you would have been DRUNK.
BloodyHeel 8
I am so pleased that you know that land mass of Victoria, Doc. Very impressive.
cherrieann21 0
deffo time for a new boyfriend
mintcar 10
I don't care how drunk you are, that's no excuse to leave your girlfriend at a party. FYL.
myrakaru 1
Word...
moodyreallyrocks 27
I agree!
ruby84 1
YDI for not depending on yourself & expecting others to be there- best way to never be disappointed is to never expect much from others. be responsible for yourself
Bewitched_fml 0
That's why you have two legs: so you can walk home. (: happy new years
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Man, I don't know how many times I'll have to say this but YDI for dating a douchebag. It's unlikely that he's never done anything like that before or that "it's only when he's drunk".
dandawg69 0
agreed ^^^^^ I don't know what girls see in jerks
FarSide 23
I'm sure if someone get's drunk enough, they'll find a place to sleep with you.
jazziness 12
so instead of figuring out a way to get home you took the time to go on this app just so people can feel sorry for you?