TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Stinky
United States
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Anonymous
Average "alternative medicine" enjoyer
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Domo731
Johnson City, United States
Kinky.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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willyjac 17
That's an impressive shot
Norja 33
You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.
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Comments (112)
theotherguyss 3
So he must be the "Number One" guy in your life huh =.
bchayes91 9
Gross. Like literally the most disturbing thing I've read here and that's saying something
ieatllamasforfun 7
Run
socialproduct 19
Sounds pretty messy, but still impressive... Especially if you have vaulted ceilings.
Drosophila82 18
You deserve it because you still calling him your boyfriend!
karma_kicks_back 16
I once rented a house only to discover there was piss on the door frame in the bathroom. Above the door. It was all over the door frame and walls and just about everywhere you could imagine. It was old and sticky and.... yeah. I wish I could forget but I can't!!!!
False_Stupidity 42
Do you not inspect a place before renting?
syed121417 22
That's pretty impressive lol, but also disgusting. That's a skill he'll have to keep to himself pretty much all the time.
drtoboggan 11
If he has to have a boner to do it then that's disappointing. And uh, sorry about your ceiling. That is really stupid
TheUnum 7
Lol he is just having fun don't spoil it. Take that stick out your butt OP
miriamfrank 22
I have so many questions..