TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Stinky
United States
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Anonymous
Average "alternative medicine" enjoyer
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Domo731
Johnson City, United States
Kinky.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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willyjac 17
That's an impressive shot
Norja 33
You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.
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Comments (112)
joeblow6969 5
Howd he do that? That's impressive.
TemperanceRiley 15
That's just gross unsanitary childish and moronic.
Fuhkyoo 17
actually, urine is sterile. its still gross though.
justsayin91 10
actually, urine is not sterile. this is gross
Fuhkyoo 17
yeah, I just looked that up. apparently in the 5 years ive not been in school theyve figured some new things out. makes sense since it doesnt smell all that good
dblogic 19
And it happens to be the body's mode of excreting toxins....not sterile at all.
tantanpanda 26
It's sterile in the sense that it doesn't have harmful bacteria. It's filtered out of your bloodstream by your kidneys. You could literally drink your urine (I'm not condoning it) and you'd be fine with no adverse effects. Even though it smells you can't deny it's sterile. Crap, on the other hand, goes through a tract full of bacteria. definitely not sterile, but you don't need me to tell you that.
Dave_Davington 34
Pfft, any idiot can pee on the ceiling. ******** through the skylight, on the other hand, that takes real skill.
False_Stupidity 42
Depends on whether you are inside on on the roof. :)
dreamful_artist 14
That's a little gross.
Acerhawk 24
Sorry that he did that OP, but to be honest I would find that a skill too if I was him.
CurlyQute 17
Yeah no. He needs to clean that and stop doing that. That's disgusting.
FMyLyricalAnus 11
It's time to let him practice his favorite skill alone. At least 500 feet away from you. Restraining orders are great.
buckdharma 38
You should break up with him, but keep his number on speed dial in case you have a house fire.
teapotrevolt 27
Hahaha! Yes
vikky538 29
the next thing he do is pee in your bedroom...
peggscott 14
That's just weird... Why would anyone even think that to be acceptable behaviour??