TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Stinky
United States
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Anonymous
Average "alternative medicine" enjoyer
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Domo731
Johnson City, United States
Kinky.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Top comments
willyjac 17
That's an impressive shot
Norja 33
You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.
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Comments (112)
DaBayst 15
Disturbing but impressive.
Steffi3 40
So show him your new favorite skill: making him clean it up
anonEmuss1 1
He would be dumped in a heartbeat and I would be scrubbing the hell out of that house. Who knows what else he did.
a_nice_guy 18
You better find his other favorite skills...
GingerRoot 13
If you have a child with him you will have two kids...
NeoTabu 11
I bet you were pissed
Omniprism 15
That's gross but impressive.
usmc_sean 8
Cleveland Brown voice "oh that's just nasty"
amanda182 19
Now make him clean it up and put him on time out since apparently he's a two year old anyways.
91hayek 31
and get him some diapers.
Mossygirl357 12
You should definitely make him clean that up.