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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Friday 20 March 2015 12:20

That's an impressive shot

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Sunday 3 January 2016 15:01

Ah, all my high school memories trying to pee higher than my friends...

maxlkrm 4

Friday 12 February 2016 13:58

I'm really sorry but this is great and i can't stop laughing ?

alerra 21

Saturday 5 March 2016 21:09

W...wh...why?

TheAspieDork 27

Monday 14 March 2016 13:54

The hell was he on?!?!?!?!

queen_lol 24

Tuesday 10 May 2016 8:23

Ewwww lol

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