Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
Keyboard_Cat 2
Selling pot actually makes you rather wealthy. However, unless you're into that kind of thing..Dump his ass
igive 29
he is at least thinking about an entrepreneurship. consider yourself lucky!
stiansr 8
I would love to watch when your future children brings him to school for parents day
cheetahbaby96 8
Pshh, who needs college?
gitaly101 3
And who the **** would WANT to sell drywall for a living! No offense drywall ppl! If I wer u, I'd drop-kick him in the dick and wen he sqeeks " (his face is like ????+????)what was THAT for?!?!?" u can say, "for being such a retarded DICK!" end of story. Get it? Dick? Cause u no... U kicked him in the... Well I thought it was funny... ????
Llamacod 11
Well that makes one person who thought it was funny, everyone else just thinks you're a moron
williamcarter93 13
You tried too goddamn hard.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
I've never seen anyone with a face "that is like" ????+????.
sweetpea41800 0
He used an emoticon I've done it before
sinking_fish 12
Grammar nazi overload. Self destructing. Holy shit. IQ dropping.
brianjman14 23
Holy shit, just what the **** was that?
mynameisshow 4
**** school, imma be a dope deala
Dunnosomethin 1
I would like to state that drywalling is a real job... Been doing it for over 5years and I make more money then anyone I know..
ukrage 1
But u still don't know the difference between then and than
RedPillSucks 33
No, but for $25 per hour, he can afford to rent some one to tell him the difference
immaMonsta 8
Hopefully you're more goal oriented than he is...
abethehonest 4
OP obviously is choosing to sell coke, a more profitable business.
hereinnc 12
He can sell and smoke pot AND hang drywall... Problem solved and he would be working 2 jobs.. what a trooper... LOL
ukrage 1
Id wait till ur out of highschool before u dismiss smoking