Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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Top comments
KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
xactownife 7
YDI for dating an idiot
molliepop19 5
Definitely a keeper. :P
Urbanchiller 0
Ofcourse a keeper,free pot.
DiscoRanger 0
No one has said weed yet?
Nbrandwine 7
Whatever Makes em happy! :D
jaredofmo 22
Girl, drop his ass.
KiddNYC1O 22
That'll really hurt...
jaredofmo 22
Exactly. Men should have higher aspirations than just pot or drywall.
MDTeddy 13
Recently people have been having ****** up parents.
christyxbee 15
Wrong FML dear.
Eiregal2 10
Wow, I rarely do this as it makes me feel silly, but if that's you in the picture then you are stunning!
ladyLALAA 29
Tell her fiancé lol!
Rubi_562 13
People will do anything for money..
THExistentialist 13
are you kidding? I've seen a guy try to sell his liver to another dude that had hepatitis just fir drywall. another girl tricks the corner just for square feet of it. people don't understand the epidemic and its dancing naked in front of us! you probably know at least 3 people with a severe addiction that will, and have done, do ANYTHING for a little drywall... and don't even get me started on the spackle mud. people compromise their SOULS for that stuff.
Genoc123 5
/ funny
thats_my_job 11
Like that dog chewing through the wall. Clearly he has an addiction to drywall and will do anything to get it.
DJRhetorical 4
I get how selling pot could be considered "not a real job", but since when is hanging drywall in this category.
RedPillSucks 33
She's being a snob about manual labor jobs
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
I think the boyfriend was the one who considered not a real a job because he's a winner.
gitaly101 3
It's called break up with the retard! I'm only 13 and I hope that you broke up before u wrote this!
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Trust me, we can tell you're only 13.
KriiFahMoro 9
Oh look at that, youre 13. I sooo give a shit. No, really, it's completely relevant to.... whatever it is youre trying to say..
Azail 15
26 you are too young and perhaps too stupid to be here. Do us all a favor and show yourself to the nearest exit. Thank you and have a nice day. ^_^
glamorous18 10
dump him.
heyU70 0
You can find someone better!