Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
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latenitekid 5
you brought the bed with you?
The_Hitdude 12
Amused...or aroused?
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Comments (79)
Jirekianu2 19
Bolt cutters. Seriously. Why was this not an option?
Ray_of_midnight 23
This is why you check toys to make sure they're in proper working order *every time* you use them. Also, buy better handcuffs, from an actual police-supply place, rather than from a kink shop or a toy store. Peerless and Smith & Wesson are the two standard police-issue types, at least in the U.S. If you're more into medical restraints, the two big names are Humane Restraint and J.T. Posey, although they're pretty much only available through medical-supply places and I think you have to be a legitimate medical provider to buy them.
sxdryv 14
He did it on purpose for props!
HITide76808 0
Lmao...Did u have to cool them down with the firehose??
YeahCourse 4
Hahaha kinky!
iluvdavid 3
F.I.S.H Y.O.L.O **** It Shit Happens You Only Live Once
firefightereha 4
You do know that the fire dept can and will come to you. A simple phone call would have saved you waddling to them. Its probably not the most unusual thing they have seen but it probably ranks near the top. I would have loved to see you waddling with part of the bed cuffed to you. YDI
amy1_1bee 0
Kinky shit right here.
Mnw44 0
How can you see their picture?
aJaguarinRed 9
Firefighters, like kittens, make everything better. This was a blessing in disguise.