Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0
Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D
musu_fml 0
Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.
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Comments (159)
LMFAOsabrina 0
Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D
XYZzzzzzzz 0
the sad thing is i bet he is still your crush
slushpup9696 12
102 is probably right, girls will take so much crap from douchebags and don't even notice the nice guys.
fisher50 0
only if they realised that nicer guys are out there
writergirl69 0
yeah, any guy who says that doesn't deserve to be crushed on. I bet you're really hot:)
chopra 0
ydi u ****
Cursed_love88 8
I wish women could see that the one for them is right in front of their eyes (close guy friends) but sadly we have to standby and watch them get their hearts crushed and everyday we cry inside. :(
btown1616 0
115 your right its sad to see them get hurt but i dont feel bad for them if they cant see what theyre missing... theyre fault not ours
fmlover1326 1
their fault not theyre
choco3782 12
All these guys saying this stuff but guys do it to. They mostly go for the beautiful girl with nice assets as well as girls do
LeoCor 19
Only if the “nice guys” were nice guys and wouldn’t get pissed or end our friendship when I say I have no interest because I’ve been in a relationship for years already??? That’s why I wouldn’t screw them
Failercoptor 0
thats disappointing, =[
waterylights 0
damn, that is beyond cold. how old are you? i can't imagine anyone over the age of, like, 13 being that rude. :(
ugwmii 0
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wow, maybe u ugly or annoying but there are many fish in the ocean
jemm94 0
or playing that game
DippinGrizzly907 27
I agree with 118. These have to be teenyboppers if they're playing that game. Being rude on the other hand doesn't get any better or worse with age...but Holy Smokes was that kid a little shit!! Way to crush someone....
King_of_Kings 3
that guy deserves to be slammed with a sledgehammer! what an asshole!
musu_fml 0
Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.
akg98 13
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It's not usually a choice...... I used 2 lyk a guy tht treated me lyk tht........ The only way I stopped lying him was flat out rejection
Star928 7
The guy probably didnt like you cause you talked "lyk dis, cuz its kewllz LOL"
hberri331 18
You might not be able to choose how you feel but you can choose what you do about it. That's a part of growing up.
FPsLife 5
#5, that's just silly. Now she has to work even harder to get him to notice her and fall in love with her since they're meant to be together. Hence, FHL.
BootheGhost 6
That moment when no one catches the sarcasm.
musu_fml 0
#6 Tragically, you're probably right.
thinkpink 0
I would've picked up the bottle and smashed his face with it, and then been like "Have fun trying to get a girl when you look like this."
gocutler88 0
that's cool that u r a Iowa state cheerleader!!!! go cyclones!!!
mclovin_fml 0
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ew. how effing old are you?! seven minutes in heaven? really? get off the site.
King_of_Kings 3
7 minutes in heaven? what happened to 11 minutes in heaven?