Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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NotDarkKnight 27
Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.
Araj_Hs 19
You need new friends in your life.
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Comments (111)
GoGiants28 13
Throw her a bone
kmaheynoway 25
Throw her your boyfriends bone*
ohSNAPyall 27
That is what 1 was implying.
s3kShUn47 20
No, 1 was implying that OP's friend is a bitch
NickACD 27
Well ****, #107 I accidentally downvoted #1 then.
Araj_Hs 19
You need new friends in your life.
jerryj 27
You sound like a fortune cookie :)
mightycocoman 12
A really weird fortune cookie.
NotDarkKnight 27
Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.
pirateshota 11
It's possible she might just want him to be a sperm donor- maybe he's got nice genetics. OP, ask her about her reasoning.
BlondePsycho 43
I've heard this before. Especially if he has rare recessive traits those could be prized. Imagine that pick up line though? "Wow, you have the bluest eyes. Are those contacts or can i have your baby?"
mellajella 14
32 - or maybe she just wants OPs boyfriend and came up with some insanely irrational reason to make it justified.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya I agree 51. but it also matters on ops friends maturity level... like if they are at that age where having babies is almost genetically desired/craved. .and then her friends bf just so happened to have the good traits... either way though I'd feel uncomfortable. . that's a little extreme for a "friend" to be thinking about ops bf in that manner.. whether it was "oh he's attractive, I want his babies" or "i wanna **** him, whats a good excuse.."
LauM971_fml 5
That remind me "drop dead diva" .
alanamarieg 18
You must be a lucky gal.
larrena2377 26
You should put her in her place. He's your boyfriend. She shouldn't be wanting kids with him. That's just crazy.
blinked_281 29
Something you'd see on Maury.
austincain117 16
First fifty shades of gray. Now, family love triangles what is the world coming to. (It's just a joke)
zachburdick99 12
Look on the bright side, you get a kid without all the responsibility of taking care of it
zachburdick99 12
Hahahaha
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
Did you seriously laugh at your own joke?
Magnettik 16
I used to be schizophrenic but know we're good.
False_Stupidity 42
Well they say that it's healthy to be able to laugh at yourself...
classicsparkles 17
Her boyfriend and friend having a kid isn't her kid that she "doesn't have to take care of" it's THEIR kid.
zachburdick99 12
Stfu and suck a nut
zachburdick99 12
Yeah, you gotta problem with that?
marieisabelle 7
Get out the turkey baster?
Clayton87 13
That's wrong in so many ways.
benjamn 24
Awe I was gonna say that. Give him a cup and they can make an evening of it
Leo619 20
She might be hiding something
BlindlyWandering 17
Yea, first thing that popped into my head was that he already got her pregnant and this is their way of trying to cover it up.
JKPwnage 27
That's what restraining orders are for