Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
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latenitekid 5
you brought the bed with you?
The_Hitdude 12
Amused...or aroused?
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Comments (79)
groupleader 7
Should have laughed back at the firemen and said "doesn't matter...had sex".
adonica 0
Whoaa freaks lol
UnicornInSpace 6
#that moment.. Would like to see the firemans' faces, though :)
ryggsekk 8
s''t can happen. nuff said
dayofwreckoning 12
Time to keep a spare hacksaw handy in the bedroom, eh? Or maybe use those plastic zip ties instead.
vbmg152 19
Silk neckties! That stuff doesn't happen with silk neckties plus it's silk! Yep! I was young once! I know all that kinky stuff & some you all don't know! Lol!
blackpuddle 30
Next time try using rope, strips of fabric or zip ties. Or make some cuffs out of duct tape so all you have to do is cut them off.
MillerBeerTime 5
I'm guessing your boyfriend is a ******...no tools around the house to easily fix that situation?
Ashle1gh 14
Yes, because only a man could possibly have the tools required to fix that situation. Oh wait...
EduJav321 24
A womderful story to tell your children when u have them!
RendarSelin 5
As much as I feel like a jerk, you kinda deserved it OP. You should have tested your restraints before you put them on... (something I'm sure you'll do in the future.) But anyone who says they don't have embarassing bed moments aren't doing it enough. Like the time I got a nosebleed while my (then) wife was in mid-****** and bled right into her eyes...