Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Top comments
aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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Invierno 10
You damn lucky, lucky girl. How is this an FML again? I don't think OP understands how few men out there are willing to touch their partners when they're on their period. It makes you feel worse when you already feel bad, and makes you feel dirty when it's a perfectly normal bodily function---that you couldn't stop if you wanted to (and I'm sure many of us, if not most of us, do). To the men out there who have ever been with a virgin, or the women who find a little blood disgusting, were you grossed out your first time too? Not that everyone bleeds of course, but for those of you who did, just a little to think about.
sallen0046 4
So what? There are thousands of women who wish their significant others were willing to be more intimate while they're menstruating. You have a boyfriend comfortable and mature enough to understand a natural human process, and who's sweet enough to make a joke out of it in case you're uncomfortable. Get over yourself.
zombunny 2
I was going to comment, but instead I'll just second this.
deadeyeguy 0
I moderated this one
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
WTF?
1337chick 4
That's awesome! I wish my boyfriend would be down for that :(
Hump_Zilla 0
if you can walk through mud, you can **** through blood
evilcartman 0
i call it gross
theluckygirl28 8
Why is this bad? Periods=super sensitivity down there for the girl. This is really not an FML at all. It's good for both of you.
mimealot 0
its also supposed to relieve a lot of menstral pains and cramps and all that stuff. hes doing u a favor if anything, go paint the town red together
mimealot 0
its also supposed to relieve a lot of menstral pains and cramps and all that stuff. hes doing u a favor if anything, go paint the town red together