Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Top comments
aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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Comments (260)
Final784 0
That's funny haha bloody victory
rhyze 3
It's called getting your red wings, you are not a man with out them. Lol
Guru_Gal 12
It's funny that so many people are getting creeped out by this. :)
liaRawr 9
That makes me want to puke
v8nick97 11
Good luck keeping him from parting the red sea
themetalstickman 19
Wow. Someone actually wants redwings
StrawberryCutie 5
My boyfriend loves when I'm on my time of the month, because it's when I'm turned on the most and will actually try new things with him. Put down a towel and get to it ;)
Dfma100 10
Strawberry kisses/Dolmio grin
magicGriffon 5
tbh it doesn't feel bad at all especially if you normal get bad cramps it really does help, just make sure to put a towel down first it can get a little messy.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
It actually feels better to woman when they are on their period.