Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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ylim3G 0
My boyfriend won't have sex or finger me when I'm on my period just because he hates to see me bleed. I guess it's kind of sweet. :)
flodezie 0
too bad ur name isn't Mary. He couldv'e had a bloody Mary!!
shelbylaineeee 0
my boyfriend calls it "blood sausage"
masked812 0
still feels good if not better who wants to wait a week
FukYurLife_89 0
I give my wife the bizzness anytime she want it... ANYTIME
anime132 0
my husband calls it "riding the crimson tide"
AlexsAngel3316 0
Why are so many people on here so lame about it? 1 - sex stops period pain (whether you ****** or not, and i know that from exp) 2 - it feels ******* amazing 3 - no pregnancy just menstrual oral is a bit weird... if you're that bothered, have a bath first, then clean yourself with baby wipes, then clean yourself with baby wipes again afterwards (or if you're both comfortable with it, get him to clean you up after) honestly, you'll never regret it.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I just noticed your dumb comment. 1. It doesn't stop the pain for all of us. For some of us, either it's not relieved or it gets worse. I speak from experience, also. 2. Again, it doesn't always feel amazing. I'm too sore while on my period to have sex. It hurts quite a bit. 3. There is still a chance of pregnancy... 4. Yes, menstrual oral is weird. Blood fetish, anyone? 5. Baby wipes are bad for your ******. I'm sure you're old enough to know this, if you're old enough to have sex. They teach you this in grade school, and if they don't, your doctor will tell you. 6. Knowing that baby wipes are bad for your ******, you must also now know that using them twice (before and after) is going to be much worse.
theawesomedude 0
Blood can kill you, no joke. It can also be infected with all sorts of shit.
Truckinhottie 0
My husband tells me he wants to get his red wings!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol haha