Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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cookookachoo 0
ydi
jewban 3
music makes life so much better music is the best thing created since sliced toasted bread with butter.
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Comments (77)
cookookachoo 0
ydi
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Agreed.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Was the song "highway to hell" by ACDC?
mfmylifesrsly 30
I wish I knew if OP was a woman or not so there'd be some more "women can't drive jokes" on a side note, I'm getting my baby (car) back tomorrow! She got hit, it was my fault though, and I'm not surprised since I'm a woman...:(
brennboo 3
15- it most definitely was :)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
22- you are a disgrace. lolll. but then again I do like sum sexist jokes. against men.
sirdolittle 0
Hé hé, nice one, 15. @22, you're pretty honest about that, it's great ! however, I'd prefer to have more good drivers on the road, rather that bad ones who know they are ... ah, well ...
EffinAhole 0
22 you're an idiot
robc32ca 4
Britney "oops I did it again"
dusty209 0
where did u put it
dusty209 0
yes im # 69
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
Yeah, really.
YourImaginaryFri 0
ahh something similar happened to me.. I hope you didn't have to pay for damages to the other persons car..
ShakenShadow 2
why wouldn't he have to pay for it? he did the damage.
SwayofEntropy 0
Some states are no fault where when in an accident, both parties insurances handle only their own client instead of legal battles over who should pay. If I remember right, Kentucky is a no-fault State.
payton3233 0
hey I like your profile picture. is that Andy sixx..?
SwayofEntropy 0
Whos profile picture?
SpinozaQ 2
No fault is stupid. Car crashes are always someone's fault. Clearly this one was the OP. I have been involved in a couple of accidents in my life. Yet my insurance company has never paid out a dine, because none of them were my fault. The other guy paid.
peachezthelette 22
pay attention to the road upset or not. YDI
fakeaccountX 6
Can't you do that BEFORE you get in the car?!
millionaire93 0
apparently not.
sirdolittle 0
It's a good idea, though !
jewban 3
music makes life so much better music is the best thing created since sliced toasted bread with butter.
BloodyHeel 8
No it's not. You are a liar.
riseofabreakings 0
Yes it is, don't listen to the jerk-off above.
toqwert 0
#7 well in that case I'm a jewgarian Jew+hungarian. Not really I'm not Jewish.
bigphill1333 0
Well what song were you trying to get to?!?!
ktrose 0
**** the other driver's life.
YDIGuy 0
you're pretty
Judus_beej 0
you have no face.
jckbco 0
cutest girl I've ever seen... get into modeling! seriously
HollyElizabethHo 0
well it's obvious she's been whoreing around. lmao
ktrose 0
Wrong FML haha.
millionaire93 0
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! no.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I agree
Chichan_fml 0
Haha ydi