Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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Jake91 2
Sex while on your period can end it sooner.
squeakz 4
some guys just find it more pleasurable. I'm not saying I don't think it's gross but give it a chance and if u hate it don't do it again simple enough btw at least he's willing to open up to that fantasy... slot of guys would keep it to themselves
unchained_fml 0
like smokey would say, "ehhh. nasty mutha f***a."
joehou90 0
orgasms can help relieve period pain - this could turn out to be a good thing for you both!
Judus_beej 0
well if he goes down on you you can call him red beard. arrrrr.
SoDorable 0
this isnt an fml. who cares if your bf is comfortable enough to have sex while you're on your period. do it. you bleed less when you're turned on so it's not like blood will be everywhere. grab a towel and go have some fun OP. all the girls and guys who said ew must be in high school and very immature.
leslieluu 0
I like your opinion ^_^
ckjacques53198 0
he wants to humiliate you.
yummyhound 0
it's not gross, and it's nice that he doesn't think so. I'm usually really horny on my period so and if you are then you should take advantage of it. plus look hor much you'll save on lube X)
marid_fml 2
This, exactly. If I could find a boy willing to have sex with me while I'm on me period, then score one for the home team. Even if I thought it was gross (which it is, a little, to me), if a guy was willing to do it anyway, that'd be awesome. Because I'm usually like 150% hornier on my period than normal (plus, yeah, helps with the cramps). And also free lube o/.
hey_you_TeamJaco 0
gross
TheSexynator 0
oh yes, there will be blood