Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML
Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML
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SilentTreatment 7
Should of complained to the manager for them being unprofessional and then they'll see how funny it is...
Mister_Triangle 21
That's what you get for trying to deposit Monopoly money in a recession.
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Comments (105)
dontfmlplzzz 6
Maybe you have a funny name
greg84_fml 21
Or maybe you have a negative account with lots of over draft fees
andrew_thomson 9
Either that or they saw his direct debit for the website 'boobies boobies boobies'.
the__usual 0
Or maybe their secret question / answer combo was... what, what - in the butt.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Or maybe the deposit was only for 13 dollars and some odd cents.
foodlord 5
Hah wat were they sayin
Mister_Triangle 21
"check it out, this guy's got puppies on his checks"
Coxkblock 0
"Hey, this guy only has 10c in his account".
hemz_fml 13
Maybe you should tap on the speaker say "I can hear you. Guys" and then ask for their manager, they'd be ******** their pants
kurlyfries222 0
Don't worry... They're just wankers!
ChaeRi 3
Tell them that you're withdrawing your account because you heard them. And also threaten to complain to the manager ;) They'll be kissing your shoes.
kristat 14
They won't be kissing your shoes if you threaten to withdraw (close) your ten cent account. It costs over $100 a year for the bank just to keep the account open. But yes, call them out on it and if you feel like its necessary tell the manager.
dontpanic_fml 32
That's dumb as shit kristat...service-level workers, as a whole, don't give a damn if they lose customers (somebody tells a teller they're closing an account, somebody tells a server they'll never eat at that restaurant again, etc.). Managers do. They have to answer to district managers, which most certainly do. No, I'm sorry, you're actually right, the branch manager at my bank was just telling me the other day, I wish all our customers would just close their damn accounts already so we could be in better business...
dontpanic_fml 32
-double post-
MwahFMLS 6
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Stap it ran!! :(
AlexanderSilver 0
...?
MwahFMLS 6
Its a line from jersey shore. Good show.
MidnaLink 35
Jersey Shore sucks
Mister_Triangle 21
That's what you get for trying to deposit Monopoly money in a recession.
rawrkittyrawr 6
If only it would work!
error_031 0
Hi there, i would like to deposit this 500 dollar bill Teller: sir we dont accept monopoly money and 500 dollar bill dont exist
AmieLea18 7
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Lol, I've done this myself when working at the drive-thru at macca's haha. Would suck to be on the receiving end though.
DCFan 9
You were WORKING at a drive-thru.. Making fun customers? Does anyone else see the irony?
AmieLea18 7
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Yeah, I'm an 18 year old university student. Is there a problem with me working at macca's now??
DCFan 9
No, no problem. But some advice: 1. Stay in school. And while your there, learn the definition of "irony". 2. Don't ever quit your job. You OBVIOUSLY think your shit doesn't stink while your working. 3. Get off of your ******* high horse. You are in no position to make fun of anyone at this point in your prestigious drive thru career.
DocBastard 40
DCFan, maybe you should go back to school, and while you're there you can learn the difference between "your" and "you're". Though your point may be valid, you're in no position to make fun of anyone either. Sorry, you were saying something about a high horse?
Daralea 21
It just reaffirms my belief; people who feel the need to make fun of others are just bored of their own life.
mynewaccount 8
People these days.
iam_yummylicious 12
Haven't people always been assholes.
iam_yummylicious 12
Haven't people always been assholes.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
On the other hand, people are too politically correct, and too concerned not to be potentially offensive nowadays. Maybe everyone should just stop getting butthurt over stupid shit. Sure, it's not nice to make fun of others, but if it happens to you it's not like the world is ending.
aeriexo 4
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Unless you're 11 years old, you should seriously consider getting over it.
RA661 8
Bad comments can scare you for life, bro. :(
Zomg_Okay 27
They can't scar you if you don't let them, 26.
ash1rose 11
Wow I didn't realize there was a choice in this matter. You can't help if you are hurt by someone's inconsiderate and mean comments. Everyone does not have a thick skin and no amount of bullying or teasing will change that.
Zomg_Okay 27
Yeah, it's going to hurt when they say it. But it's not going to scar you if you don't dwell on it.
SilentTreatment 7
Should of complained to the manager for them being unprofessional and then they'll see how funny it is...
Enslaved 38
Exactly! Hey, it's funny how you're SilentTreatment and you're telling the OP to speak up and complain. (:
Mister_Triangle 21
"Should HAVE". Just thinking about concept of "should of" should ring the bell inside of your brain that indicates when something makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
FYLDeep 26
Yell at them to withdraw their remarks before you deposit your first in their faces.
JHandAC 4
FALCON PUNCH!