Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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kitty_fred 0
The first time i had sex i started my period. Its one of those things that really sucks if unwanted but if he wants it why not? After all most guys are super grossed out by it and the fact that urs isnt is a plus. Just dont do it on something that cant be washed. Lol
ownitx3 0
well ate you going to let him be bloody victorious?
AdobeAlf 2
disgusting
Nastally 7
Why's that a problem? I don't see the issue with having sex while on your period, it's exactly the same, just with a bit of blood. So what? My boyfriend and I just put a black towel on the bed - problem solved. It's really no big deal... I'm surprised people are so shocked by it?
poobare2015 0
I'm sorry but that's just way to gross!
princess_88 0
Lmfao @21
iivann 0
that guy is funny
my_butt_hurts 0
if your havind sex and heres blood, make sure its his
Musician37 0
creeper!!!!
lizyray 0
it feels better when your on your period.don't you watch dr.oz?!
paulwall262 0
thats awsome, afterwards ur junk looks like a murder weapon
alexFYL 11
During my period, I fondly call my **** my "bloody axe wound". :)
notalwaysbesta 14
are you insane? Seriously I want to know.