Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Michelle
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
RedWaters
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Top comments
aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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Comments (260)
bigphill1333 0
Sounds like a bloody good time.
misterhat 0
nasty
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
I agree, what a weird fetish.
Telinaa 0
... You commented before asking what the big deal was, now you say it's weird?
sexiilittlething 6
grossssddd
SettoFail 9
EWWW.
Zmeilerr 22
The capital letters really put an emphasis on your statement.
brennboo 3
The period really adds to it too
millionaire93 0
the triple w is esthetically pleasing as well.
Schizomaniac 24
I particularly enjoyed the triple W.
Tikwichka 5
Really?! What a sheltered life you must lead.
ktrose 0
Or 54 could just happen to not find many things disgusting. Doesn't necessary mean he's got a sheltered life lol.
jon214thab 0
I think you should browse 4chan with me for a bit.
millionaire93 0
mmm yes, indubitably.
xlossofmex 0
40- Was that meant to be a pun? Because I laughed at it even if it wasn't.
ktrose 0
Win.
hotair10 9
#40 is win
Zmeilerr 22
It's really gonna be a victory when he has blood all over his clothes.
beansprouts 6
why would he be wearing clothes if they are having sex?
sophielotus 2
Okay...someone hasn't been through sex ed! In case you were uninformed, sex occurs when the two people are NAKED. No bloody clothing.
silentwolf113 0
if he goes downtown, he look like a lion feasting on a zebra carcass.
rojasbazan 0
hahaha nice
jltstephens 0
hahahaha that was hilarious
Undead1992 0
fag lmao
millionaire93 0
that's disgusting, yet funny at the same time. whoa.
RufusCade 7
Done it lots of times. What's the big deal? As long as society continues to stigmatize human bodily functions, it will bring up disturbed members.
TXCandy 3
Time for a mental check! totally weird!
juliaaalove 8
bahhah, what a nasty bastard. win for him though.. i guess
iTzDustin 0
Your picture is like a real life reaction to OP's post...lol
big_brown_eyes 0
k so you're dating a freak! it has nothing to do with accepting bodily functions as was said above... it has to do with op's health.... during the menstrual cycle women are very sensitive and having intercourse can cause great pain. also it's just gross =p
phatdaddy62 23
Are you high or retarded?
thewildthings 0
actually banging on your period helps relieve cramp pains AND can make your period end earlier. also more sensitive usually means feels awesome
hurtandabused 7
Hell no! It feels great! U feel more.