Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Michelle
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
painedandpissed
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
RedWaters
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
onething
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Thankshun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Top comments
aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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Comments (260)
Carbonite2010 0
haha your boyfriend has a good sense of humor!!!
georggx 3
ahaha.. when's the spit roast?
Jaydos 0
If the main road is red, take the dirt road
Illblowyourmind 3
win ^
thisismy83 0
Dude you got it all back words. It's when the red river runs take the dirt road home.
nersa426 0
*backwards
Taipan_fml 0
You're both wrong - "When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead." See? It even rhymes...
MoMocakes 0
its not so bad... just do it in the shower if u think its gross.. it makes it a tad bit cleaner.
Ruff_fml 3
Nothing wrong with strawberry milk once in a while.
roflcopter4 0
I think that's much less disgusting than anal!
Jaydos 0
I'd rather have a girls shit on my dick then her period blood
savvy_suzy 0
Considering when excited the blood stops flowing it won't be that bad. I would be happy to find the guy who doesn't find menstruation a turn off. As others have said, it will help the cramps (and if you have bad cramps and don't want to take medication to get them to stop, ******... It works) It is a turn on OP, in my opinion :)
DVecc 0
also known as getting your red wings...
RebeccaP2010 0
what a sick freak!!
scrammy 0
**red wings**