Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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Comments (260)
figgity83 15
I find nothing wrong with sex when my wife is on her period, but I don't have a fetish for it. that may seem like a sick fetish but at least you know he doesn't find you repulsive on the rag
phatdaddy62 23
And some people like to be shit on. Big whoop!
MoniV6661 0
Or, some people like anal while constipated!
Rizzyk83 0
it's gonna be a blood bath
jwbbabe 9
your picture is insane .
LOLSWAT 0
thats awesome!
chands 0
that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard
whatwhatbuttbutt 4
Chill. it's not THAT bad. In fact, it releases endorphins so it'll relieve whatever cramps you have.
sophielotus 2
Exactly! Some girls (myself included) get horrible cramps. This sounds like the best medicine? No reason why you should really be complaining.
Zebidee 9
That's SO creepy! ...that your boyfriend don't know the proper slang term is 'getting your red wings.'
mitchn60 6
Getting your red wings is from going down on her. A little red at the corners of your mouth, that's the red wings. Been there, done that.
Zebidee 9
I stand corrected.
Seanie 0
its also a biker thing
5t3ff1k4h 47
That gave a horrifying mental image, so I voted you down. Thanks for that.
lareske 0
period + bareback + don't pull out = no baby win win for all lol. secretly you know I'm right so get off your high horse.
chicster 0
u still can get a chick pregnant on her rag...
nibbles101 0
no u can't cos it's flushing out her egg, ydi
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Yes, you can. Do some research.
lv426master 0
Depending on how many days into it she is, yes. It's possible to knock her up.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Doesn't matter how many days into it she is. Some women don't "flush" the egg, as someone in this thread put it. The egg stays in the fallopian tube, which means it's possible to get the girl pregnant. Mind you, this is a dangerous type of pregnancy... Another thing I'd like to add is an agreement to what someone else said. If she's only a few days into her period, the egg may not be flushed yet (IF it is going to be). So it's still embedded and can still get the girl pregnant. Anal isn't 100% in preventing pregnancy, either. As someone else suggested, please do some research. Sorry I didn't include names. I'm too lazy to scroll up four times.
TeenieAmerica 9
Eh. So what? Not a FML. Yeah, it's kinda gross, but I don't see what the big deal is here.
cheesecake19 0
women are hypersensitive when menstruating you should consider itself lucky that your boyfriend is willing to have sex when your like that. your orgasms will be to die for :p enjoy
nixnax 0
+1