Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while preparing for our holiday, I realised I will have my period that week. My husband is now sulking because he thinks I’ll be so grumpy, I’ll ruin the holiday. I’ve had to talk him out of cancelling our flight twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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perdix 31
He should have just changed the destination instead of canceling the whole thing. In those circumstances, you two should have gone to the Red Sea.
Ninjafriends 1
This is another way of saying that your bj's are sh*tty, too.
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Comments (97)
wittyme 0
so what if you have a period? i hava lot of guy friends who do their gfs even when they have it. at least you dont need to wear condoms anymore. and duh you can always blow him.
KayleeFrye 39
You do know that it's still possible to get pregnant while you're on your period, right? Granted, it's extremely unlikely, but there's ALWAYS a small chance.
jaredgiese 0
he has a good point
emerica34 0
well can't blame him your probably super bitchy on your period what kind of vacation is that he can just stay home and get your bitcyness there insted of wasting money to take you somewhere else to bitch
sublimex 0
l me an my girlfriend where just talking this over for when I come see her in February. except I said it was fine. she thinks its a bad idea.
plzfckme 3
He is right, period!
buuuulshit 0
show ****? for us man
carpediemryders 0
plain and simple ... ur boyfriend is right, sorry OP
dynky 3
It must be sweet to know when your period is going to arrive. Try having one that turns up whenever it feels like within a 3-week window.
forza_italia88 2
why didnt you try plan it as far away from your period time as possible? like if you get it right at the start of the month then why not plan it at the middle or closer to the end?
Mzdeleonpatron 0
Thats definitely not something to get sensitive over. Woman to woman, you should always plan vacations around your period.