Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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captainsmegma 12
Next time keep that part about riding the cotton pony a secret until after desert has been served.
dman798 18
If he wont spoil you when you are on it then does he deserve you to begin with?
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Comments (84)
Cherhorowitz 25
He still should of treated you to a nice dinner :(
Mathalamus 25
That's just being complacent. You can't expect them to sustain the romance for decades. It's a little difficult.
typical_teenager 15
How is it difficult to be romantic at least every now and then??
militarybrat 21
#31 you absolutely can be romanic until the day you die. That is just an excuse.
DoomedGemini 38
My grandparents were known for holding hands and were romantic until the day my grandma died. Even when my grandma was very sick and my grandpa had to be a full time caretaker for her as her physical health deteriorated. I'm sure it's hard, especially at stressful times, but it's completely possible.
UncleSplooge 16
"Should of"? Really? Go to bed, No dinner for you.
send3426 24
I thought I was the only one thinking that.
Fyrepower 23
That's a dick move on his part, OP. Hopefully he wasn't serious
SecundusSecunda 27
Actually, no dick moved at all
tantanpanda 26
He couldn't have been serious. There'd still be a point because that's what a period is. I'll excuse myself now.
LittlePengy 22
tell him you remembered how small he was anyways and 'theres no point anyways'
XxDanno316xX 27
Great advice.... You should be a marriage counselor....
INSEKTORADA 10
that makes no ******* sense what if he had like a 16 inch ****?
MySonshine7 13
#47 oh God that'd be awful
Adam_Power58 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he is just loosing interest , one of those religious trips for couples may be the key you never know , FYL OP
leogachi 15
@5 That's a silly thing to say. You don't even know if they practice a religion.
tormcn 26
That's insensitive. Tell him you want him to make it up to you, and no sex until he does! .. And it might take a while.
Grayness_ 26
Lol. I have always wondered if the "no sex" thing actually works. Or maybe I just don't care if I don't have sex every other day :p
danceinconverse 25
You shouldn't use sex as a reward or withhold it as a punishment, but if you're pissed off at them then obviously don't feel like you have to have it anyways.
captainsmegma 12
Next time keep that part about riding the cotton pony a secret until after desert has been served.
southerngalslove 15
I don't know about you, but I'd prefer dessert.
GigaPudding_fml 24
OP shouldn't have to keep that a secret, her husband should want to spend quality time with her even if it doesn't lead to sex.
Ihavegas 22
if thats what he has to do just get some action, at least some thought has gone into it.
dman798 18
If he wont spoil you when you are on it then does he deserve you to begin with?
trojanman74 6
That made me laugh, but is seriously a dick move on his part. He needs to treat you right.
thatnakedguy 17
Very observant of you