Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
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Top comments
Trace01m 11
Next time you're out with your friend, loudly ask about his herpes.
drakem 7
Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?
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Comments (36)
drakem 7
Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?
Poepiepiesie 3
How hard is it to goddamn understand this fml.
fromthesuck 8
How hard is it to write a proper goddamn sentence
UpsidedownKayak 9
Wow, that is bad if your lush of a friend sees you pretty ugly.
perdix 31
Oftentimes, an ugly woman can liquor up a guy to have her way with him. It's good to know that your investment with this guy won't pay off dividends -- you'll just have to find another victim, Warty McFatFat.
RUSH777 0
Someone doesn't need to be fat to be ugly.
bannedforlife 0
Perdix, your comments have jumped the shark. Time to reinvent yourself.
mea_iloveskiing 26
friend?
HomeAl0ne 20
"Oh yeah! Well, at least you'll be sober in the morning....no, wait, ah damn..."
StonesAya 0
^^^^ Too Funny!
ohgodwtf 0
"friend". Nice.
noto_fml 0
are you saying he should lie to her and say she's hot cause they're friends? are you ugly too??
DudeImBetter 0
^ fail.
DudeImBetter 0
nvm I thought it was a joke at first but now after seeing other fmls I believe this is true.
mitri_fml 3
^win
Donkeydick360 0
Bwuahahahah